Ralphie "The Bringer of Pain" Parker

Ralphie "The Bringer of Pain" Parker harbored a seething resentment toward his parents, who had inflicted upon him both mental and physical abuse. The torment they subjected him to included the cruel practice of washing his mouth out with a bar of Lifebuoy soap. As the years wore on, Ralphie developed a peculiar addiction to soap, a twisted predilection that would eventually exact a heavy toll on his body and sanity.

His consumption methods grew increasingly erratic and dangerous. He would consume the soap outright, lacing his joints with it, shooting it up, or even resorting to freebasing it. According to Ralphie, this peculiar habit elicited an unparalleled euphoria, accompanied by a surge of energy. The soap, it seemed, possessed the uncanny ability to stimulate his central nervous system, prompting the release of dopamine and serotonin while simultaneously thinning his blood, heightening his heart rate, and elevating his body temperature.

However, the consequences of Ralphie's soap-induced exploits were dire indeed. He experienced a myriad of disturbing side effects, ranging from rashes akin to ringworms in and around his anal cavity, to tooth loss, job loss, and the disintegration of his family. Constipation, nausea, diarrhea, dizziness, blurred vision, loss of appetite, drowsiness, hallucinations, insomnia, headaches, and a parched mouth were but a few of the afflictions he endured. Yet, the more severe complications threatened his very existence, manifesting as irregular heart rhythms, internal bleeding, kidney stones, and the emergence of suicidal thoughts and ideations. Furthermore, random outbursts of violence, or worse yet, the specter of death itself, loomed over those who crossed his path.

When the revelation struck Ralphie that the soap was the catalyst behind his descent into madness, a cataclysmic fury consumed him. In a frenzied rage, he meticulously transformed his beloved Red Ryder into a fully-fledged .22 caliber triple-barrel shotgun, an instrument of brutal vengeance. Embarking upon a nightmarish shooting rampage, Ralphie methodically sought out his narcissistic parents and anyone else who dared to obstruct his path of retribution. The streets ran red with blood as he single-mindedly pursued his gruesome mission, leaving behind a trail of devastation and despair.

In the end, Ralphie's tale serves as a chilling reminder of the darkness that can consume a wounded soul, transforming it into an instrument of unfathomable horror. The sins inflicted upon him, both physical and emotional, had birthed a monster—a monster whose sole purpose was to unleash his anguish upon the world with a savage, unrelenting fury. The echoes of his rampage would forever haunt the town, etching his name in the annals of terror and marking Ralphie Parker as a testament to the unspeakable depths of human depravity.

Primary weapon

Red Rider Fully Automatic 200-shot Modified Triple Barre 22 calibur air riffle, with GPS and IPOD in the stock.

Brutality/Primary weapon 

Dead Eye

Special Abality

Ground and Pound

Special skill:

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