Meanie Greenie

Meanie Greenie, a peculiar primate humanoid, possesses a striking emerald hue, dense coat of hair, and emits a repulsive odor. Believed to be a distinct subspecies of the renowned North American Sasquatch, Meanie Greenie is renowned for his elusive nature. Tragically, his life partner, a female counterpart named Boobaloo, fell gravely ill. Desperate to acquire the necessary medications for her recovery, Meanie resorted to pilfering them from the local Whover-Mart after losing his job as a professor of custodial arts at Wooville's esteemed School of Sanitation, a result of the unprecedented SEUSS-123 pandemic. Regrettably, despite his efforts, Boobaloo 

Meanie Greenie, a creature both enigmatic and revolting, lurks in the shadows, a green, hairy apparition that reeks of decay. Whispers circulate among those who dare to speak of him, claiming that he is a peculiar subspecies of the legendary North American Sasquatch. His presence is elusive, leaving behind only a trail of unanswered questions and a lingering stench that permeates the air.

In the depths of his wretched existence, Meanie Greenie's life took a turn for the worse when his life partner, the female meanie known as Boobaloo, fell gravely ill. Desperation clawed at his twisted heart as he sought a remedy to save her from the clutches of her ailment. But fate, cruel and unyielding, had snatched away his livelihood as a professor of custodial arts at Wooville's esteemed School of Sanitation. The once bustling halls now stood empty, victims of the insidious SEUSS-123 pandemic that ravaged the world like a relentless beast.

With no other recourse, Meanie embarked on a treacherous path, driven to pilfer the life-saving drugs from the shelves of their local haven, the Whover-Mart. The flickering fluorescent lights cast eerie shadows as he skulked through the aisles, his emerald skin blending with the darkness, his hairy form a grotesque mockery of humanity. The risk of capture loomed like a shadowy specter, but love and desperation pushed him forward.

Alas, fate is a merciless mistress, for despite his audacious endeavors, Boobaloo succumbed to the merciless grip of her illness. The void left in Meanie's heart was a chasm of despair, an abyss that threatened to swallow him whole. Loneliness clawed at his fractured soul, a relentless tormentor that gnawed away at his sanity.

In a feeble attempt to mend the shattered pieces of his existence, Meanie sought solace in the companionship of a four-legged creature, a loyal canine he named Max. Together, they ventured into the desolate landscape, two lost souls seeking solace in each other's presence. Max's wagging tail and unconditional love brought a glimmer of light to Meanie's darkened world, a flicker of hope in the midst of his desolation.

Now, Meanie Greenie roams the realm of shadows, a misunderstood outcast with a heart burdened by loss. He treads a precarious path, forever marked by the stench of his own existence, forever haunted by the memory of his beloved Boobaloo. And in the company of Max, his faithful companion, a dog he rescued many years ago, he finds solace, a fragile respite from the torment that defines his cursed existence.

Primary weapon

Old man winters snow globe

Brutality/Primary weapon

Brian freeze

Special Abality

The Green Handed Bandit

Special skill

Mad Max Beyond Whovidome

*Descriptions can be seen by purchasing a tangible depiction (AR POSTER) or a source manual....COMING SOON!